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Q:whats pink,blue,red and yellow
???:we don't know,whats pink,blue,red and yellow?
A:i don't know ifer,i asked you

Q:whats brown and looks in the house at Xmas
???:we don't Know(ect)
A:minsepie...MinseSPY

Q:why is the lion in the deset at Xmas
???:we don't kmow,why is the lion in the deset at Xmas
A:because it was sandy claws

lol. Your jokes are alright.
They're rather corny, but it's all good.

Just don't tell them at parties, to girls, or anyone you're trying to impress.

:)

Thanks. Merry x-mas. Report It

Ha....... I dont really get them :S. Im sure there funny in their own special way =] x x x x x x x x

shocking, and please learn to spell!

no

this is a mess

pretty crappy not even funny

those were kinda lameeeee
in the nicest way possible

stoops

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