Anyone think that a woman thought this up?

A Spanish Teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, Nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine.
'House" for instance, is feminine: 'la Casa.' 'Pencil,' however, is masculine: 'el lapiz..'
A student asked, 'What gender is 'computer'?'
Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into two groups, male and female,
and asked them to decide for themselves whether 'computer' should be a masculine or a feminine noun.
Each group was asked to give four reasons for its recommendation.
The men's group decided that 'computer' should definitely be of the feminine gender ('la computadora' ),
Because:
1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic;
2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else;
3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for possible later retrieval; and
4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.

(THIS GETS BETTER!)
The women's group, however, concluded that computers should be Masculine ('el computador') ,
Because:
1. In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on;
2. They have a lot of data but still can't think for themselves;
3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they ARE the problem; and
4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited a little longer, you could have gotten a better model.

The women won.

If my computer was Male I think I just might marry him. Hes young, stylish, slender, full of information, does mostly what is required from him, sleeps when I sleep. I just wont tell you what colour he is.

THAT'S FUNNY!!! WHOM EVER MADE THIS UP WAS RITE ABOUT A COMPUTER BEING A DUDE!!!

lol thats one funny joke!! i dont have a clue who made this up but oh well its good!

have a star!

What the hello that's funny.

lol....funny

I would say these apply to women more than men :-)

1. In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on;
2. They have a lot of data but still can't think for themselves;
3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they ARE the problem; and
4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited a little longer, you could have gotten a better model.

God that was funny :)

LOL! I think they should be neuter! They have neuter in German. Der Die Das. Why "the girls" Das madchen have a neuter designation, I'll never understand.

THAT IS TRUE!!!!! WOMEN RULE!!!!!!!!!

LOL!!!!!!!!
that's really funny, yeah probably a woman made it up.
and of course everything that it saids in there it's true, (exept what the guys are saying of course).

hhahahahaha!

tooo funny!

fabulous! you get a star...happy christmas!!!!!!xxx

very good

Ha ha ha very good ha ha ,,,,

LOL!!! That's soooooooo funny!!

Ha ha ha.!!!
That is an Excellent one Greybeard.!!!
Got us guys at work laughing so Cheers.!!!
10/10.!!

And I wonder why??

Ha, ha, ha!!

True or not it made me laugh so thanks for that!!
Star on its way!! 8

Nice one my friend!

Have a star!

:)