3 men were stranded on an island?

They were then kidnapped by tiki islanders who were going to kill them. The 3 men begged for their lives and finally the tiki decided to make a deal. The tiki leader said that he was going to give them a task, and if they can complete it he will let them go. The task was to go into the forest and find some fruit. So the 3 men set off.

The first guy came back with nice big juicy apples. The tiki leader said he had to stick 20 of these up his a** and he wasn't allowed to make any facial expression or noise. So he started 1...2...3...4... by 7 he couldn't put anymore in so the tiki killed him.

The second guy came with fresh small berries. The tiki told him to put 20 fruit up his a** without making any expression. So he started 1, 2, 3, 4, 5...15, 16, 17 and he burst out laughing. The tiki killed him.

Up in heaven the first guy asks the second guy "Aw man, you were so close! Why the hell did you laugh!?"

The second guy replied "Cos I saw the third guy coming with pineapples."

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very funny!

it's an oldie, but very funny

Sorry. Old.

ha weird

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

very funny thank you i needed a good laugh

poor third guy , i most be he, i love pineapple

very funny :)

Lol that was coo

I dont know how thats a question, but I'd give it a 4 out of 10 on the funny scale.

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...

heh, good one!

That one is pretty darn funny. but not funny enough for a star. sry try again.

good one

Funny! 100!

LMAO

haha very good

Lol nice one. That was funny. Here, have a star.

Heard it before but I like.

old but funny again.

hahahaha....very funny....starred

soooo..... what happened to the third guy????