Tell me your best riddle?

and which ever one i think is the best will get 10 points



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you gotta tell me the answers too...









....morons

If you have it, you want to share it. If you share it, you don't have it. What is it?







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What is above your head, below your knees, but nowhere in between?

EDIT: Sorry, you have to figure it out yourself. We aren't morons. We are just giving you what you asked for. You asked for no answers. Who's the moron now!

What has roots that no body sees
Is taller than trees
Up up it goes and yet never grows.





A mountain.

What goes in yo mouth
Make U Slob
Leaves White stuff around yo mouth
~N~ is about 6-9 inches N up?



*U Already Know*

lol..

a man went to a restaurant to celaberate a special occasion,HINT: he's not married and its not his b-day, he ordered soup,he took 1 sip, and went crazy. he had 2 be put into a mental hospital. why did this happen? what wuz wrong with his soup?


ANSWER: the celabration was the day he got rescued from an island. when he wuz there, his son died from starvation. he then barried him. A few days later, a man wuz found(stranded with them) he had dug up the boy and made him into soup. he gave some to the boys father and told him it was a bird. ; when he went 2 the restaurant to celaberate , it was that "same" soup. he just then realized it , and went CRAZY!!!


AND NOW, MY HAND HURTS!!! THANX! ha!ha!

prove that half of 12 is 7
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the roman numeral for 12 is XII and 7 is VII draw a line horizontally in the XII, you get VII

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