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LIttle Johnny and his younger brother decided?


that they were going to start using cuss words. They got up the next morning. Little Johnny told his brother to use the word "d*mn" and he would use the word "a*s". They went down to breakfast and sat at the table. Their mom asked them what they wanted for breakfast. Little Johnny's brother said, "I want some d*mn cheerios." His mother looked at him and said, "What did you say?" Little Johnny's brother said, "I want some d*mn Cheerios." Mom yanked her youngest up and took him to the other room and gave him the whipping of his life. They came back in the kitchen, little brother's eyes red from crying. Mom looked at Little Johnny and asked, "Now, what do you want for breakfast?" Little Johnny looked at her and said "you can bet your a*s I don't want Cheerios!"

Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Oh My God! That was my favourite 'little Johnny' at his outrageous best...LMAO!!!

That is so funny and not to mention cute!!!!!!!!!

Funny, funny, funny!

This is very funny. I like it.

oh that's great!

lol, good one

Funny! 100!

hahahaha....very funny....starred

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