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This gave me a chuckle...
and the stuff in parentheses are some of my comments

~On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
~On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)
~On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)
~On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because???....)
~On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
~On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!
~On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (as opposed to "special" soap???)
dont yall think this is funi? ^_^

lol where did u get all of these?

did u really see them

i luv the first one

like the last two
lol
:) hahaha

yes funny - amazing to find out how many stupid people are in the world. They should wear signs.

Very funny! Why are some people so stupid!?

haha very cute the stupid things ppl put on things now a days

HA HA HA! * FOR U! lol those were really funny!

Wow, it's sad when people call up the companies about their own stupidity, that companies have to print warning labels just for them.

lol very funny

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