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My grandpa was reading the morning paper when he suddenly noticed an obituary bearing his name and birthdate.

He called me that morning and said, outraged, "Did you read the newspaper this morning? They said I was dead!!"

"Yes, I read it," I replied, "So tell me quickly...where are you calling from?"

hahahaha....very funny....starred

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lol, cute..

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