Mary had a little Pig
she couldn't stop it grunting
she took it down the garden path
And kicked its little Cu*t in Manic has an answer for binker and for ko
stick your comments up your ar*e
as far as they will go Mary had a little lamb
Her father shot it dead.
Now it goes to school with her,
between two chunks of bread. Mary had a little problem
She forgot where her lambs were! What's wrong with you? what are you? nine years old? Mary had a little lamb. The doctor was quite surprised. Mary had a little fish
It's scales were silver white
And everywhere that Mary went
The fish couldn't go because it would bump its nose into the side of the aquarium.
. Mary had a little lamb.
its fleece was white as snow.
every where that Mary went.
The lamb was sure to go.
I like the classics. Mary's boyfriend had a little d*ck
he couldn't get it up
so she took him to a doctor
for a check-up ?? had a little wee wee
she couldn't let it grow
One day she saw Hiedi
And it cummed frow and frow.. Oh, THAT's wholesome...(not).
Mary had an Avatar
So gruesome it caused Panic.
So out of mercy she took it down
And then just called it Manic. ahahha good one! I GOT ONE FOR YOU 2!
Roll, Roll, Roll your jo*nt
Twisted at the end
Lighted up and take a puff
And pass it to a friend
its from the song Row Row your boat gentaly. . . . . Mary had a little ring
a little ring a little ring
Mary had a little ring
and now she cals it bling bling bling!!!!!!!!!! marry had a little puddy cat .. and fuzzynut was his name ... she took him in her house .. deep fried his ***! Mary had a little dog
She kept it in her bag
And every time it crapped in there
Mary had to gag.
(I get really annoyed with those people who carry their small dogs around in their bags with them while they are doing errands.) Mary had a little fish,
she loved it very much,
one day she hungered for a dish,
she fried him up and such mary hasnt finished her work
she had 2 stay at school
she took a comp and thought
WHF am 9! Mary had a little line
it's white but it's not snow
and every morn she'd take a sniff
and then go out to ho mary had a little man
who was really really lazy
she then took him to bed that night
and said s**t were having a baby! Mary had a little lamb
She tied it to the heater
Every time it turned around
it burned it's little P-e-t-e-r! mary had a little boyfriend
Who had a disease
it hurt when they had sex
and it hurt when he'd pee!
Mary had a little dog
who liked to lick her spot
until it got clogged
cuz of the tampon she forgot! Mary had a little lamb it鈥檚 fleece was white as snow,
Everywhere that Mary went the lamb was sure to go.
Now this got poor Mary into a lot of trouble, you know
So though her heart was pure and she meant no offence鈥?br>
She had no option but to tie the little lamb to a fence.
The little lamb stood crying Baa! Baa! Mother Mary
Why do you leave me here, which is quite contrary鈥?br>
To the love in your heart that I had come to know?
You stupid b!tch if you did not want me to follow you
Why didn鈥檛 you cut the good girl crap and tell me so?
Baa! Baa! Dirty Mary I don鈥檛 want to see you any more. Mary had a little butt
And every time
She walked around
It went "Putt, Putt."
Mary had a little toe
This one went to the market
Except this time
When it came back
She took it out and stubbed it.
Mary had a little brother
She hated his little guts
She called him a little "putz"
And was beaten by her mother.
Mary had a little attitude
She snapped her fingers
And rolled her eyes
Until one day
Somebody stabbed her in the back
And up her eyes rolled in her head
Mary had a little dog
Its name was Mr. Tiny
She was neglectful
And so the dog
Bit off her little hiney.
Mary had a little "teeny weeny"
It was between her legs
It looked as though
It might poke through
And show that shes really a man. & all this time I thought Mary had baby Jesus.
Maybe they were in the stable looking for the lamb... | 