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12 Days of Christmas Joke?


For the 12 days of christmas my true love gave to me
1 Sticky Tinny, 2 Magic Mushys, 3 Lines of Speed, 4 Tabs of E, 5 tokes of P, and the the other 6 days in A&E

Um Mom of ten, twins on the way, there is 12 days coz it says and the REST of 6 days in A&E

Funny! 100!

Lol...I wasn't expecting that,I guess the husband wasn't either!

That's not funny. Plus, there's only 6 days...

lol

not bad lol

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