How do you know Santas a Man?

Thank You, I've just got up and off to work and I can't remember having a better start to the day (well not that I'd tell the wife about anyway), thanks again and have a star

Funny! 100!

candlelight

come on people she said she wanted good jokes

there is no effin way

If your leg can fall asleep when you are awake, can it wake up when you are sleeping?

Mary had a little lamb Her father shot it dead. Now it goes to school with her, between two chunks of bread.

sleeping through work. I had my head down and now i have a big red spot on my forehead...