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Did you hear the joke about the camel?


WELL NEITHER DID I!

lol made me smile

they make decaffeinated coffee that tastes just the same.

maria.... seriously.. you should be banned from the joke and riddles section.
Seriously.

hehe.

are you high on crack? or on a special treatment?

Funny! 10!

um...
*walks away*

lol

i dont ..uhh..understand

lol you made me read this lol.

OK,OK, so no body's heard it. Here goes. Guy rents a camel in a village to cross the Sahara. Goes out in the desert and after 2 weeks the camel dies. The man barley makes it back to the place he started and jumps the camel dealer. The dealer asks the man if he prepared the camel before he started the trip. The guy says he let him drink all the water he wanted before they left. The dealer says he didn't do it right and goes and gets another camel and places a bucket of water in front of him. The camel didn't want any more, so the dealer shoves his head under the water and ties it there and goes around back and grabs his balls and slams them together. The camel gulps all the water out of the bucket. The dealer says " that's how you prepare the camel for a long trip". The guy asks "doesn't that hurt"? The dealer says "only if you get you're thumbs in between them"!
Happy holidays

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okaiii....(lame)

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