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What would you get if you crossed one of Santa's helpers with the King of Rock 'n' Roll?

What would you get if you crossed one of Santa's helpers with the King of Rock 'n' Roll?

An Elfish Presley.

ELVES PRESSLEY

Elfis Presley

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Elfis?

A really short, cheerful guy with greased back hair.

A jolly good sing-a-long in santa's toy factory

a rock 'n' roll prince/princess that has an usual love for christmas like elf.

Elvis Santa

Elfis Presley,,

a toy guitar

one uuuuggggglllllyyyyy ELFIS

Elfis Presley! lol ouch!

Well Hi There,
Elvis here.

Thank you for offering to cross me with one of Santa's helpers.
I might just take you up on that when I've finished selling fish & chips in Rochdale.

Aha Ha - Ooo yeh

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