Why did the chicken cross the m54 motorway the most funny answer wins ten points??

The reason it was there was because there were some hillbillies watching the race. They tried to fry the bird, but it got away, ran into the motorway, flew up into the windshield of one of the cars, smashed it, and killed the driver, and drove away happily. :)

You have a tupid sense of humour. There were funnier answers (and I know this doesn't mean mine). Report It

To get to the other side??!!

cos its nearly crimbo and as had enuff of livin

Because he was trying to prove that he was not chicken.

because stafford is sh**

Because he no longer wanted to be just the chicken that crossed the m54, but he wanted to be the only chicken to live and tell the story since everyone was doing it, but the sad thing is there are now all these dead chickens all over the motorway. darn.

To see his flat mate, the hedgehog ( squishhh )

Petrol was cheaper on the other side

because limbo dancing is freakin' AWESOME!!!

because it was stuck up the ducks back side.

so that he could find his butthole

i saw bernard mathews coming

it was stuck to the pervert!

Because 10 points were on the other side.

He wanted to beat up the guy with the bucket of KFC at the picnic table. I:IP

You`re wrong it didn`t quite make it,,,

He'd rather risk getting splattered on the road than listen to any more of your bullshit!!!"

to get to the prostitute on the other side