I can't find this joke anywhere!?

ok, a long time ago, there was this joke i remember...but not all the way, it was a joke about 3 guys, one had an addiction to smoking, one had an addiction to alchohal and i can't remember the addiction the third guy had. well they all die or somthing and are face to face w/ god. god tell them i will grant you any wish you want
so the guy w/ the addiction i can't remember tell him what he wants
the alchohalic guy told him he wanted all the beer he can drink and the smoker told him he wanted all the blunts he could smoke
well god shecks in on the first guy and finds him dead from what ever his addiction was
finds the alchohalic dead from drinking too much and opens the door to the stoner and he isn't dead. god asks him whats going on, why haven't you smoked your blunts
the stoner said i don't have a light

i was wondering if any of you know this joke and if so could you give me the link to it or type it out right for me?

I heard it as the first dude was a pimp so he gave him a room full of hookers and when god came back he had Herpes,Gonorrhia and every other disease so he died,the alcoholc died from alcohol poisoning and thwe pot head went nuts and when god opened the door he said"GIVE ME A FUCKIN LIGHT!" flipping out
The joke was they get stuck in a room with whatever they wanted for the rest of their lives so the pimp chose women,the alcoholic chose beers, and the pot head chose all the weed he could smoke and that was the outcome so you were close

wow, I feel sorry for you if your not smart enough to make up part of a joke that isn't related to the punch line. Don't you think it should be and englishmen, scotsman irish man joke, irish being the one stupid enough not to find a light.

no....i dont kno the joke.......sorry!