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God asks Peyton Manning first: 'What do you believe?' Peyton thinks long and hard, looks God in the eye, and says, 'I believe in hard work, and in staying true to family and friends. I believe in giving. I was lucky, but I always tried to do right by my fans.' God can't help but see the essential goodness of Manning, and offers him a seat to his left. that was absolutely the most perfect joke EVER!!! Can you tell I'm a Packers fan??? Love the joke! Star for you!!! wow this is long! Last part is funny Funny when I read it in Zoo, funny now. Not funny. OMG! That's hilarious!!! Um U only got a smile out of me!! But it was good!! lol thought it was pretty funny. Going to have to remember this one. Thats a good one. Ok first of all, |
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e o=1 t=2 t=3 etc.... e= 8 ...hahahahhaaaaa thats funnyyyyyyyyy LOL GOOD ONE ...It's really good. Did you forget to add the end, though? Like what you'd like for Christmas this year, and saying bye? ...lmao. i've heard other versions. lmao. they are all great though!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ...I heard it as the first dude was a pimp so he gave him a room full of hookers and when god came back he had Herpes,Gonorrhia and every other disease so he died,the alcoholc died from alcohol poison... SURVIVORS CANT DIE ...he wrote "your exact weight" on the paper =) ...1. Your age 2. The new year (and) 3. Don King's Hair ... |
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