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God asks Peyton Manning first: 'What do you believe?' Peyton thinks long and hard, looks God in the eye, and says, 'I believe in hard work, and in staying true to family and friends. I believe in giving. I was lucky, but I always tried to do right by my fans.' God can't help but see the essential goodness of Manning, and offers him a seat to his left.

Then God turns to Tony Romo and says, 'What do you believe?' Tony says, 'I believe passion, discipline, courage and honor are the fundamentals of life. I, too, have been lucky, but win or lose, I've always tried to be a true sportsman, both on and off the playing fields.' God is greatly moved by Tony's sincere eloquence, and he offers him a seat to his r ight.

Finally, God turns to Brett Favre: 'And you, Brett, what do you believe?' Brett replies, 'I believe you're in my seat.'

that was absolutely the most perfect joke EVER!!! Can you tell I'm a Packers fan??? Love the joke! Star for you!!!

wow this is long!

Last part is funny

Funny when I read it in Zoo, funny now.

Not funny.

OMG! That's hilarious!!!

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!

LMAO ROFL LMAO LMAO!!!

I'M DYING HERE!!

Ha ha ha ha!!

Um U only got a smile out of me!! But it was good!!




somewat!!

lol thought it was pretty funny. Going to have to remember this one.

Thats a good one.

Ok first of all,
MalGal.. it wasnt that funny. i dont even think i chuckled so i dont know why you are over there LMAO??!
Ans second, it was kinda funny but since i'm like not a football person and didnt know who the last two where.. i didnt get it.
vote me best answer!
(even if i didnt tell you you were funny)
- *smile*

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