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What do we use every day of the year and can not live with out it?


Some thing you will need

Oxygen

Food

Air

Air

oxygen

facewash
toothbrush

Ophra ?..............AIR.

a toilet
shower
food
water
bra
underwear
shirt
pants
socks
shoes
-------------------------- ok that was clothes now this is body parts.
ok.
Breasts
Nipples
Vagina
Butt
Eyes
Mouth
Belly
ears
nose
teeth
and much much more.

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