Short and Funny Joke! Star if you please!?

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though a whale is a very large mammal, its throat is very small.

The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. The teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human, it was impossible.

The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".

The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"

The little girl replied, "Then you ask him!"
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Hilarious! That was funny!=]

^_^

lol that was hilarious

haha yeah that's pretty funny? did you come up with that one? if so way to go! :)

haha

sounds like me and my teacher
me = heaven
teacher = hell

funny

hahahaha lmaoo. cute. u get a star.

sent that to my sister, the TEACHER

ROFL!!!! LUV IT! STAR 4 U!!!!!

very funny. lol
have a star!

ahaha lol that was funny

kids are the best lol. Star for you

That was too funny!!! *star* for you!!