Do you know why Santa Claus is always smiling?

He knows where all the naughty girls live.

I thought it was because Mrs. Claus was always jingling his bells...

hahaha good one lol
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HAHA XD

hahaha~

thats really the best one i've heard in while
have a star!

hahahaha

That's unique. I'll tell my girlfriend to be on the lookout! LOL

And he can go up to them and say "Ho Ho Ho" to them without being reported to the police.

lol...good one

That's a good one, but I was thinking along the lines of, "Because Santa Claus is coming".

Fwahaha.