"I kicked a monster because I can't control myself" ??????

This is TOO funny - type out the sentence you end up with, in the
subject line and forward to your friends...also, send it back to the person
that sent it to you. DON'T LEAVE ME HANGING ALONE

Pick the month you were born:
January------I kicked
February-----I loved
March---------I karate chopped
April-----------I licked
May--------- --I jumped on
June----------I smelled
July-----------I did the Macarena with
August-------I had lunch with
September---I danced with
October------I sang to
November----I yelled at
December----I ran over

Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1- ------a birdbath
2-------a monster
3-------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------a snowman
6-------a gangster
7-------my cell phone
8-------my dog
9-------my best friend's boyfriend
10-------my neighbor
11-------my science teacher
12-------a banana
13-------a fireman
14-------a stuffed animal
15-------a goat
16-------a pickle
17-------your mom
18---- ---a spoon
19------- a Smurf
20-------a baseball bat
21-------a Ninja
22-------Chuck Norris
23-------a noodle
24-------a squirrel
25-------the pizza delivery guy
26-------my sister
27-------my brother
28-------an ipod
29-------a surfer
30-------a llama
31-------A homeless guy

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White--------because I'm cool like that
Black---------because that's how I roll.
Pink----------because I'm NOT crazy.
Red----------because the voices told me to
Blue ---------because I'm sexy and I do what I want
Green--------because I think I need some serious help.
Purple--------because I'm AWESOME!
Gray---------because Big Bird said to and he's my leader.
Yellow--------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange-------because my family thinks I'm stupid anyway.
Brown--------because I can.
Other---------because I'm a Ninja!
None----------because I can't control myself!

Now type out the sentence you made,AND POST YOUR RESULTS!

I licked my science teacher because I think I need some serious help. LMAO

i danced with a banana because the voices told me to.
haha

I danced with my best friend's boyfriend because that's how I roll

I yelled at an ipod because i'm not crazy and because i think need some serious help

( my shirt is pink and green stripes)

I licked your mom because I think I need some serious help.



Hahaha!

I karate chopped a Smurf because thats how i roll.

i ran over a goat because i'm sexy and i do what i want.

I loved a stuffed animal because that's how I roll.
Okaaay then.

I loved a spoon because I'm sexy and I do what I want!

I jumped on a homeless guy because I think I need some serious help.

I yelled at my sister because I 'm sexy and do what I want. LOL Nice.

lol this is hilarious

i danced with a phone because im sexy and i do what i want

I kicked an ipod because thats how i roll

i jumped on a ninja because the voices told me to