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3 men walk into a bar.

After they drink a couple of beers they are ready to leave, but the bartender won't let them unless they have 12 inches of dick between them.

The first guy whips his out and shows 6 inches.

The second guy drops his pants and shows 5 inches.

Finally, the third guy shows his 1 inch dick.

The bartender says "Ok, thats 12 inches you can go".

As the're walking away the first guy sais to the third, "Thank god you had a ***** or we'd still be there."

the ***** word is bo.ner

You should post more jokes! LOL!!!!

this is like 20 yrs old,

......LOL Poor guy LOL

sexually lame
yet you never know if your some 10 yr old.

I haven't heard this one! LOL

Funny! 100!

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