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Filthy Hooker joke lol?


This guy has a spare $10 that he decides to spend on his first hooker ever.

He goes out, he gets one, then he brings her home.

They have hours of hardcore sex. Then she leaves when he falls asleep.

The next morning, he wakes up and discovers that he has crabs, he goes and finds the hooker again and says, "Hey, *****, you gave me crabs!"

She replies, "Well for $10 what did you expect, Lobsters?"

HAHAHA.
I'll give u a star if u give me best answer. =P

bahahahahahha!! wonder what someone would get if they got a hooker from vegas?? gona-herpa-siphal-aids?? bhahahahaha hookers!!

ROFLMAO!!!!! That's a Dirty Sanchez!!! *star* for your filthy joke!!

ewwwies but coolies:)

lol nice one, keep it coming

lol...funny

Funny! 100!

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