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Why did the monkey fall off the tree?


Why did the Monkey fall off the tree????

I'll reveal the answer later.

the get a banana

he thought he could fly

He just lost his grip!

He got drunk :))))

he was dead

Actually, he was looking for a banana and didn't pay attention to a branch overhead and BAM!*!*&^. That knock on the head suddenly brought his memory back, and he remembered he was actually a zebra, and ZOINK!!&*^#$^, stripes and all, came crashing to the ground. Then the pile of bananas fell on him...

it put its finger in its butt, smelt it, and fell out of the tree

OR

it was scratching its nuts with one hand and someone waved to him and he used his other hand to wave back

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