You got jokes lets see what you got!!!?

For 10 points give a good joke on fat people.

It has to be funny!!!

Have you seen Rosie O' Donnell's feet?
Neither has she.

Yo mama's so fat people run around her for exercise.

Lame, I know :-)

Did you hear that Rosie O' Donnell was arrested at the airport? When she was searched by security, they found 100 pounds of crack under her dress!

Two fat blonds in a bar, one says to the other, "Your round."
The other one says "So are you, you fat pig!"

Kelly is so fat, he shows up on radar.

The guy is so fat, he leaves footprints in concrete!

Bill was so fat when he stepped on the scale it said, "To be continued." ... Then it said "No Livestock".

One guy was so fat, he had his own area code.

You are so fat, NASA orbits satellites around you.