You got jokes lets see what you have!!!!?

For 10 points give a good joke on bad hair!!!!

It has to be funny

YOU KNOW YOU HAVE BAD HAIR WHEN...


...birds return to your hair every year to nest.

...people ask you what it's like to get electrocuted.

...people stop you on the street and ask if you do children's birthday parties.

...children point at your head and say... "What's your kitty's name?"

...you're asked to remove your hat in a restaurant even though you're not wearing one.

...you get barber shop gift certificates for birthdays and Christmas.

...dogs growl at your head.

...a parent points to your head and says to their kid, "That's what will happen to you if you don't eat all your vegetables".

...your barber asks you, "Should I cut that one on the top?"

...you get job offers from Ringling Bros. Circus.

1st joke- a panda walks into a bar and asks for a sandwich. After the panda ate it he shoots the waiter dead and leaves, but the managers says ''you just shot my waiter dead!''. Then the panda says ''look up pandas in the dictionary and it says....''a white and black color animal from asia , eat shoots and leaves.

2nd- this boy name john just came home from school and tells his dad that he got an F in math.
so the dad asked why
he said ''because my teacher asked me what was 2x3 and i said 6.''
the dad says but thats right!
then john says that she asked me ''what was 3x2''
then the dad says ''whats the ******* difference''?!?!?
then john says ''that's what i said''!!!

WOMEN = TIME X MONEY
TIME = MONEY
WOMEN = MONEY X MONEY
MONEY = 鈭欵VIL
WOMEN = 鈭欵VIL X 鈭欵VIL
WOMEN = EVIL

Women take time and money, people say time is money, people also say money is the root of all evil... doing the math, we can reasonably assume that women are evil.

I once had a neighbor who was a nudist. He would run araound all day and all night wearing only his tupee. My other neighbor was just released from prison for assaulting male reproductive organs. He would watch out of his window planning how to get my neighbor's. After seveeral days of contemplation, he decided to just go cut it off. While making his getaway, his prize in his hands, he tripped over a manhole cover and his newly acquired piece of flesh tumbled down into the manhole. It floated in the water for several hours before coming to rest at a pickle company's gutter. A worked saw it and, thinking that one of his precious pickles had escaped, picked it up and sent it on its way down the assembly line. A very old man was searching for his lost glasses when he suddenly felt like buying pickles. He went to the store and carefully selected his jar. Upon eating it, he came across one extremely tasty one and decided to write to the pickle company, praising them for their fine pickling. He wrote:

Dear Pickle Company

I have been craving wonderful pickles for some time now. Upon biting into one of your pickles, I discovered the unique flavor that makes these pickles yours. It was excellent (though there was some unnecessary fiber)

Thank you for making such amazing pickles available to the public!