Why did the chicken cross the road.?

To get away from George Bush jr.

to get to the other side

to prove he was badass

because a PopEyes restaurant was opening on the same street it was on

To get to the other side

to go meet her rooster...by the way elles was good!

Because there were no cars around... it already looked both ways and knew it was safe. : ) lol
lame answer I know, but who no one cares ; )

To get to the other side.

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