Made up pick-up line and Yo Momma joke...?

second.

LOL. What did the bra say to the top hat? "You go on ahead; I'll give these two a lift."

A rabbi and a priest get into a terrible car accident. Both cars are totally demolished, but amazingly neither of the clerics is hurt. After they crawl out of their cars, the rabbi sees the priest&...

LOL...that's a good one...here check out mine... Kissing the Neighbor's **** One day this fellow noticed that a new couple had moved into the house next door. He was also quick to ...

To get away from George Bush jr.

YOU KNOW YOU HAVE BAD HAIR WHEN... ...birds return to your hair every year to nest. ...people ask you what it's like to get electrocuted. ...people stop you on the street and ask if...

Cumberland Gap, Tennessee. I am not sure what the name of his highschool or grade school but he want to college at Tennessee Tech in Cookeville.

Have you seen Rosie O' Donnell's feet? Neither has she. Yo mama's so fat people run around her for exercise. Lame, I know :-)