Do you think this is Funny......?

Here's a joke to get you started on the right foot this morning.

GRANDMA IN COURT

Lawyers should never ask a Mississippi grandma a question... if they aren't prepared for the answer.

In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness to the stand. She was a grand-motherly, elderly woman.He approached her and asked,

'Mrs. Jones, do you know me?'She responded, 'Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a young boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you never will amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you.'

The lawyer was stunned! Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked,
Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?' Again she replied, 'Why, yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyone and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women. One of them was your wife. Yes, I know him.' The defense attorney almost died.
The judge asked both counselors to approach the bench. In a very quiet voice, said, 'If either of you idiots asks her if she knows me, I'll send you to the electric chair'

awsome joke i haven't heard a good one in awile!!! thanks!!!!

its cute... didnt make me laugh

yeah, it's funny enough, but not to really make me laugh

LOL that is funny!!
Thanks for the joke!

yes i believe....
The Judge was almost afraid of the Grandma.

If this is offnsive to someone then only it will be a joke.

lmao