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A person in a room?


a guy was in a room with nothing in it except a mirror and table? how he get out? no doors no windows? first one to get it right gets 10 points.

OKAY!
so he looked through the mirror, and he sees what he saw. he grabs the saw, and cuts the table in half. two halves make a whole, so he crawls out through the hole!

he went through the mirror

he looked in the mirror sees what he saw
takes the saw
cuts the table in half
two halfs make a whole
he climbs out through the hole

He stopped looking in the mirror

He looks in the mirror and seen what he saw, took the saw cut the table in half, put the halves together to make a whole and escape thru the hole

he looked in the mirror to see what he saw, and he used that saw to cut the table in half. put the halves together and you get a whole. (hole)

There's an extended one that has a bat and a piano too.

Piano: play it until you hit the right 'key'.

Bat: swing the bat 3 times. 3 strikes, you're out.

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