Any jokes??????

does anybody know any really funny clean jokes cause im all out

James' Beard
A married man was visiting his girlfriend one day, when she requested that he shave his beard. "Oh James, I like your beard, but I would really love to see your handsome face."

James replied, "My wife loves this beard, I couldn't possibly do it. She would kill me!"

"Oh, please?" the girlfriend asked again, in a sexy little voice.

"Oh really, I can't," he replied. "My wife loves this beard!"

The girlfriend asked once more, and he sighed and finally gave in.

That night, James crawled into bed with his wife while she was sleeping. The wife woke up somewhat, felt his face and replied "Oh, Michael, you shouldn't be here. My husband will be home soon!"

nahh.

MY DIXIE WRECKED

A rabbi and a priest get into a terrible car accident. Both cars are totally demolished, but amazingly neither of the clerics
is hurt. After they crawl out of their cars, the rabbi sees the priest's collar and says, "So you're a priest. I'm a rabbi.
Just look at our cars. There's nothing left, but we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God. God must have meant that we
should meet and be friends and live together in peace the rest of our days."
The priest replies, "I agree with you completely. This must be a sign from God."
The rabbi continued, "And look at this. Here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of
Manishewitz wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune." Then he hands the
bottle to the priest. The priest agrees, takes a bit, and hands the bottle back to the rabbi.
The rabbi takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap on, and hands it back to the priest.
The priest asks, "Aren't you having any?"
The rabbi replies, "No...I think I'll wait for the police"