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Why is a Christmas tree better than a bloke?


it's always erect, it stays up for 12 days & nights, it has cute balls & it looks good with the lights on.

r u talking about me or the tree? same qualifications

cute :)

Very good!!

hahaha you have got a point there. lol

jingle bells.lol

Charlie Brown's tree didn't do any of those things.

Hee hee!!

True- but my red balls are shinier and bigger, and I self-frost.

You'd rather have a christmas tree in your vagina than a penis?

You are weird.

This one is good.hahaha..

It may stay up for 12 days and nights but out of 365 thats a bit feeble.

hahahaha....excellent hun...star

hahahaha......lol thats funny..........
merry christmas.........

haha lol thats true :)

lol thats true,

but my man looks good with the lights on too

LOL

Ha ha are we men that bad?

lol

ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10

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