I dream of Genie?

An explorer goes into an undiscovered tomb for the first time, and in the center of the tomb there is a lamp. So he picked it up and started to rub the dirt off of it, and out came a genie out of the lamp and he said "I want to know the person you hate the most"
The explorer said "That's gotta be my ex-wife. Why?"
"I am a cursed genie, I will grant you three wishes but whatever you wish for your ex-wife will get double the amount."
"OK, I wish for a billion dollars"
"Granted, but your ex-wife gets two billion"
"I wish for a mansion in California with a swimming pool, and tennis courts, everything"
"Granted your ex-wife gets two. This is your final wish"
The explorer walked around the room and came back to the genie with a stick and said "Ya see this stick, I'd like you to beat me half to death."

Ha ha ha have a star,,,,

nasty nasty

Iv'e heard that like a million times and its off like 3 t.v shows....

there are so many versions of this on here all of a sudden, except one thing changes, either the stick is a minor heart attack or the ex wife is the husband

*giggle*

Methinks Me've missed the Lunch Pine.

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lol....funny

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good one! thanks for the laugh :D

good one

hi jock man, very good