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How do you know how old a man is? (JOKE)?


Look at his belly. (Doesn't work for actors, rich dudes and fitness icons)
20 - Flat
30 - Starting to bloat
40 - Big
50 to 60 - Huge
70 and up - No belly, just bones (mostly)

Yep, that sounds like me....

(40+)

um...ok...

does this also apply to women?

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