What is a really good practical joke I can pull on my husband!?

Nothing mean or painful please...something unique that we can talk and laugh about when were in our 90's

i superglued my husbands work boots outside by the back door once it was hilarious watching him trying to pick them up

You better watch it! I got my eye on you!

My x husband is coming tomorrow. Do you want to meet him?

put lyk a kids fake ride on horse with just the head sticking out in the bed (godfather) make the horse lyk so unrealsitic its funny

Unscrew the shower head, dry it out...Take a package of red koolaid and pour it carefully inside...In the morning when your husband takes a shower, it will come out red and he will scream...LOL

Cook a dish which you dont know and if you dont know cooking telling him that you are an excellent cook.

The best pranks are ones that can easily be undone (30 seconds or less) and don't have a real risk of causing any damage. The idea is to get the shock value and reaction.

Once I took the shower curtain and hooked two holes through each of the shower curtain rings (then just removed the extra rings)... When my roommate turned on the water then pulled the shower, he had to scramble because he just uncovered the other half of the tub.

Another time I tied a piece of dental floss to a toy animal and went around a corner. When my brother came walking out of the bathroom in the early morning, I yanked the floss, which made a 'critter' go scurrying right near his feet, which almost gave him a heart attack.

One time I put a damp washrag under my brother's pillow. Just as he was getting most comfortable and almost asleep he slid his hand under there and felt something cold and clammy... he said it instantly ruined his falling asleep vibe.

If he eats cereal in the morning, fill the cereal box with Legos instead.

These may not be the best ideas for your husband but might lead to something good. Good luck!

Easy, cover his eyes at night, and tell him you are proud of him and will give him the best oral sex he will ever have. Then, open the closet and allow a homosexual to perform the deed. Now, uncover his eyes and say: SURPRISE!
Now, thats a joke he wont forget.