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If you could ask me any question, what would it be?


I'll try to answer it to the best of my ability, which doesn't narrow the field much.

theguyin: That would be when I tried to help a little old lady across the street and she beat the living daylights out of me with her umbrella. It appears she didn't want to cross the street.

Will you vote my answer as the best answer.....??? Please dont say no to this....!!! Whaaaa

what's yoru most embaressing moment?

me

Am I pregnant?

How much wood can woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Why is the sky blue?
Am I black, white, green, or mexican?
Did you just see that?
Do you love me or not?
Oh, did that hurt as much as that looked like it did?
Does this suit make me look fat?
Where did my mommy go?
Did I do good? :)

What are tomorrow's winning lottery numbers?

Thanks, in advance.

Oh, by the way, if you're wrong, I'll tell your mom to cook liver.


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whats the stupidest thing some1 ever asked you???

To what do you attribute your overwhelming ability to quote chapter, line and verse from the body politic of popular song?

whats the most dumb thing you ever bought?

How old are you/what gender?

Just how much loose change do you have jingling around in those pockets? Or, perhaps your screen name is metaphorical?

Edit: LOL -- you should take it to the casino, they don't charge you anything for changing it into paper for you. Of course they're counting on you staying there and spending it!!

How does a spoilt rich girl change a lightbulb??????????

True or false, do I hurt myself?

do you love me?

you chose....

boxers, briefs, or 'ol natural?

OR

Favorite memory?

What do you think of me? hee-hee... =)

Are you showing off again?

The field went on a diet when I tried widen my knowledge, tee, hee!

What is your favourite cheese?

What's the geometrical meaning of the central extension of the algebra
of diffeomorphisms of the circle?





BTW did you have your Gl眉hwein yet?

Did you know that hieroglyphics are actually a cartoon about a guy named Sphinxie?

What country do you live as your so good in other languages'

Why would you give me that rash with out telling me that you were infected?

Why is it that all the guys(some exceptional) are freaking retards and try and get in my pants?

Do you.
Want me,
To want you?

Memories of Cheap Trick.

But I still want you to answer

are you gay? i need someone to help decorate my house. i mean what good are gay friends if they don't surprise you one weekend and redecorate your place?

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