Top 10 Peeves dogs have about people?

1. Blaming your farts on me... not funny, not very funny at all.

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2. Yelling at me for barking... I'M A DOG, YOU IDIOT!

3. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly whose walk is this anyway?

4. Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose... stop it!

5. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew your stuff up when you're not home.

6. The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. Wow, you fooled a dog. What a proud moment for the top of the food chain.

7. Taking me to the vet for "the big snip", then acting surprised when I freak out every time we go back there again.

8. Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry, I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet.

9. How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know the truth, you're just jealous.

10. Dog coats & sweaters. Um...have you noticed the fur?

roflmao....I know my Siberian Husky gets p!ssed when I do the slight of hand thing, he figured me out . And man or woman wouldn't leave the house if they could lick themself...awesome joke but you know it's true

THats great!
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If only they would talk

HAHA! lolz

Nice one ha ha ha ,,,,

cool

Brilliant.

cheers for the giggle i needed it :-)

hahahahaaa...gave me a good laugh

Ha ha if only dogs could talk!!! woof woof!!


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Funny! 100!

Brilliant lol

ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
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Brilliant!

That really made me laugh, brilliant stuff! Have a star

I read it to my dog and she agrees!! lol 鈾?/div>

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