Chinese newlyweds?

A young Chinese couple gets married. She's a virgin. Truth be told, he's not very experienced himself. On their wedding night, she cowers naked under the sheets as her husband undresses in the darkness.

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He climbs into bed next to her and tries to be reassuring. 'My darring,' he whispers, 'I know dis you firss time and you berry frighten. I pomise you, I give you anyting you want, I do anyting -juss anyting you want. You juss ask. Whatchu want?' he says, trying to sound experienced and worldly, which he hopes will impress her.

A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly) for her request. She eventually shyly whispers back, 'I want to try someting I have heard about from other girls... Numbaa 69.'

More thoughtful silence, this time from him.eventually, in a puzzled tone he asks her...

'You want... Garlick chicken with carrifrowa?'

Ha ha ha ,,,,

ha ha very good!!!! lol

It is a funny joke, but yesterday it was beef with broccoli:
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I have heard it before! Still very amusing! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!!!

lol...very funny
u deserve a star

Ha ha velly good does it come with egg flied lice!!

:-)))

ha ha ha

it don't matter which dish is No. 69!

the joke still makes me smile... *g*

Good one!!!!!!!!!....lol

LOL! 10/10

very funny

Very good.

hahahahhaaaa.....nice one mate..

hehehe they really are inexperienced...too funny
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good 1 lmao 10/10 x

hahaha...funny

ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10

Very funny and I'm glad she was not freaky enough to ask for numbaa 2!

I'll never look at my Chinese menu the same way again!! lol 鈾?/div>

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