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Penis Size

TRUE FACT:
Male sperm (Y) swim faster and die sooner than female sperm (X), because female sperm contain heavier genetic material, which slows them down but allows them to live longer.

THEREFORE:
Males with longer penises tend to produce more male offspring because they deposit the sperm closer to the egg and Y sperm cells win the "sprint." Males with shorter penises tend to have more female offspring because sperm is deposited further from the egg, Y sperm die off thus allowing X sperm to win the "marathon."

CONCLUSION:
Look at your family. This tells you whether or not your father had a big
one.

i looked at my family hun, think dad was firing blanks, when i see some of them, pmsl

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Interesting. Is it true?

Lol, I dont know if its true or not but if it is, my family must be average in size. My grandpa produced an even amount.....7 boys and 7 girls, and my dad produced an even amount. Myself, and my brother. I think the generation before my grandparents may have been even as well.

The first part is true but the sperm are all carried in the same semen so they all enter the cervix at the same time - they don't get fired out at different rates. Nice idea though.

Very interesting. lol

nice explanation,hehehehe: )

Naughty Naughty :)

thats something i woulda lived happily without.

my bf is 1 of 3 boys

So if you have brothers and sisters does that mean your Mom was playing away??

Or something to do with the hot and cold weather??

lol

hahaha

we even my dad had a me and my bro....but his dad had two boys him and my uncle...and my moms grandpa had2 girls so makes u think

OMG!!!! hahahahahaha!!

what if they have an even amount?

my dad had 3 girls and 2 boys!!

dude that gave me alot of info of about alot of people i didn't want to no about!

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