How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?

How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?

Border Collie: Just one. Then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.

Rottweiler: Make me!

Lab: Oh, me, me! Pleeease let me change the light bulb! Can I? Huh? Huh?

Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!

Malamute: Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy.

Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls.

Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?

Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.

Mastiff: Screw it yourself! I'm not afraid of the dark...

Doberman: While it's out, I'll just take a nap on the couch.

Boxer: Who needs light? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.

Pointer: I see it, there it is, there it is, right there!

Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb?

Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle...

Old English Sheep dog: Light bulb? That thing I just ate was a light bulb?

Basset Hound: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz...

Westie: Dogs do not change light bulbs -- people change light bulbs. I am not one of THEM so the question is, how long before I can expect my light again?

Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.

Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned-out bulb?

an excellent list
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How many singers does it take to change a lightbulb?


One, she holds it up and the world revolves around her.

He! he! he! good ones....

and how many microsoft technitians do you need to change the bulb ?

None, because microsoft will announce that darknes is a new standard :-)

I got a Jack Russel and that is so true he does bounce of the walls and if he had to put a light bulb in, in would do it while bouncing off the walls.

I am trying to find it out...... for u

Very good I have not heard that one before.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but he has to be married.

lol xx

Alsatian: the world revolves around me,look,see. Oh, hang on a minute, I am chasing my tail again.

Oh how I love to start the day with a smile!!

Thanks for that!!

* on its way!!

ha ha very good!!! lol

The cat: Who needs light!? change it yourself!

OR

The cat: HAHA! now you have to change the bulb suckers!

Doggone it, I'm just a pup when it comes to problems.

think i'll stick to letting carpy changing them, pmsl

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Hahahaha best one yet. 10/10

That cheered me up

cheers

its the dogs boll@cks.