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Would you rather be a midget or have no legs?


Would you rather be a midget or have no legs?

I myself, would choose to be a midget, only because I need my legs for many reasons

midget at least i'd be self reliant

Being a midget I could still walk.
And I'd be all intact.

A midget....cause...when your nose to nose your toes is in it and when your toes to toes your nose is in it......simple....

you are quite halarious.
would you rather eat dog poo? or have an Indian stick pins in ur butt?

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