Ok people seems i was on wrong site so try these for a laugh funny or not?

Q: What is the difference between "ooooooh" and "aaaaaaah"?
A: About three inches.

Q: What does a Christmas tree and priest have in common?
A: Their balls are just for decoration

Q. If there were 4 potatoes in a room, which one would be the prostitute?
A. The one that's labeled "IDAHO"

Q. Why don't blind people skydive?
A. Because it scares the hell out of their dog.

Q: What does a vagina and mustard have in common?
A: You can dip your sausage in both.



At a big cocktail party, an obstetrician's wife noticed another guest, a big, over sexed woman, was making overtures to her husband. But it was a large, informal gathering, so she tried to laugh it off, until she saw them disappear into a bedroom together.

At once she rushed into the room, pulled the two apart and screamed, "Look, lady! My husband just delivers babies, he doesn't INSTALL them!"

funniest jokes ever!!

ROLMMFAO!!!!!!!

starred!!



do you install them?

Ha! ha! ha! very funny...

Thank you for the chuckles.........Very good!!!!!

No reee they are not funny..............they are for tp..........

Naughty but nice.

Hey, I think they're all pretty good. Better than a lot of the joke websites!

Great joke thanks

Love the last one.. he may deliver them but it looked like he wanted a go at installing one.

good ones

LOL 10

Got flu, you cheered me up, thanks.

u made my night thanks! :o)

good ones hun, pmsl

star time

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All very funny thanks for the laughs, merry christmas

lol.....funny

ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10