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Englishman was talking saying he was cleaning his teenage daughters bedroom the other day, and he found a packet of tabs under her bed, he said to his mates, "i was really shocked, i didn't even know she smoked"
Scotsman says,"i was cleaning my daughters bedroom the other day, and i found half a bottle of vodka under her bed, i was really shocked, i didn't even know she drunk alcahol".
Irishman says, " you two have got nothing to worry about, i was cleaning my daughters bedroom the other day, and i found a packet of condoms under her bed, i was really shocked, i didn't even know she had a c*ck...

good 1 pmsl 10/10 x

thats serious

lol i love the denial!!

blooming Henry i saw that one coming a mile away

I love it. Made my morning. Thanks

Americanman says, you three have got nothing to worry about, i was cleaning my daughters bedroom the other day, and i found myself under her bed, i was really shocked, i didn't even know she had f****** me...

oh dear....lmao

this young lady "irish girl" surely cannot be irish
she seems to get involved with all the stupid Irish jokes allowed in answers

lol nice

wow lol

ha ha ha ha...LMAO!!!

That is a good one. lol

lol i like it

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