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Why did I fail my driving test?


The examiner asked me "what do you do at a red light?" I said, I don't know鈥?look around, listen to the radio鈥?/div>

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Look both ways and pretend you never noticed it

lol funny

Errrr. STOP would probably be a more appropriate answer.

The correct answer was....

Blast through it at high speed, and when stopped, claim you are Sir Ian Blair.

oh

u consintrate on and pass

the answer is to Stop.

I would have passed you, depending on the music you were listening to at the time.

coz ur dumb

Your suppose to stop :P

You answered your own question. You are a safety hazard.

hahaha... good answer.. but i can see why you failed...haha..

you should have bribed your examiner at the red light.

lol! stop! but im geussing this isnt a real qeustion hehe

That was a dumb answer. Maybe you shouldnt have a drivers license.

well this is a dumb question. and you didn't response that way.

i don't think anyone would..

LMAO at seeing this was a joke and riddle...
i feel like such a dumb@$$

Beats me.Ido the same!Maybe you should also light a cigarette!

ah bless!better look next time...

not bad

lol

cos u didnt say stop

hehehe!! Its true though, thats what everyone does.... after they stop... lol!!

p.s. I do realise its a joke :)

probably coz u didnt go at the grren light!

oh i dont get it =[

You will not get Driving Licence at all in your life time...Just for joke

Good one

The answer should obviously have been, "ask the girl how much?"

i would of done the same thing but also
Spin
Tires
On
Pavement

Ha ha ha subtle,,,

lol i got my examiner lost took us an hour to get back needless to say i failed my first test tut well it was a scenic drive misery guts as he was lol

lol

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