Did you hear about the man who saw his wife standing nude in front of a mirror?

She says to her husband,
"I feel horrible, I look fat and ugly. Pay me a compliment".
The husband replies, "Your eyesight's damn near perfect".

good one.

Did you hear about the woman who wanted bigger boobs? When she asked her husband what could she do, he said, "take toilet paper and rub on them". She said, "toilet paper rubbed on my boobs?" and the husband said, "yes, toilet paper......it sure has worked on your butt!"

lol.. 20/20..

LMAO ! ! !

I see you got a funny one.

haha

Ha! ha! ha! she asked for that one eh!.....

very good!

wish I had a quick wit like that,good one

lol 10/10

excellent

10/10

lol

Thats mean and disturbing, try jokes with people that have clothes on, thanks

hahahaha