A young boy was having trouble in school, getting bullied all the time?

So his father decides to put him in the after school wrestling program at the Catholic church on the other side of town to beef him up a bit and get him fit. Well, after a week goes by, the boy seems to be getting stronger and more confident and the bullying at school seems to cease.

SO, he decides to ask the boy to show him some of these fancy wrestling moves. The boy agrees and jumps directly behind Dad with one arm crooked over Dad's neck. "What's that son?" asked the father. "That's a half-nelson, Dad!" What else ya got? The kid gets behind Dad again and puts both arms around the father's neck. "What's that?" asked the father. "That's a FULL nelson, and we're not allowed to do that, because we might hurt someone that way," he said. "Wow! What else ya got son?" asked the Dad. The boy gets behind Dad again and slips a hand into Dad's pants and grabs his dinger. "WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!" asked the Dad rearing back away. "Oh, said the boy, That's a FATHER NELSON."

Ewww.....Father Nelson's a perv!!

ummm ok then.
nobody is going to wanna read that. its to long.

*yawn*

1- too long
2- boring
3- rude