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A chinese man knows very little english he wants to divorce how will?


tell the judge in broken english . if any of you couldnt give a correct answer iwill give you all the correct answer after two days it is a riddle

di vo r ce

dieeeeeeeeeeeeee
vorce

If he's in China, then it doesn't really matter since he will speak chinese. If in the US, then he will have a translator.

What a joke..I was taken away by that!!?

//: # ~* --//: DIVORCE #!~ @%^ ::./

He'll say 'I want Divorce' in a chinese accent.. Or he could probably bring a translator and say it in chinese and the translator could translate it into english.. Or he could go to a chinese judge, or a judge who understands chinese..
He has so many options...

The Chinese man could very much be in China. So why would he need English for that?

Mai Wai Fe, Fa King Stin Ki Pu! Ai Wa Ting Di Wo Se!!!

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