Are these some things about winter driving that sound dirty but aren't?

1) If you get stuck, just rock her back and forth, if you're really stuck, get a wrecker to put a hook under your backside and drag you out.

2) Your first time you'll be slipping all over the place and have no control. After some time you'll learn when to stop and start and may actually look forward to it.

3) When the white stuff just keeps coming, it's best just to stop moving and ride it out.

4) Be careful, he promised 8 to 10" late tonight into tommorrow morning.

When it's all slippery and wet you have to put the chains on.

Yes, they sound dirty.

Yes they sound dirty but are funny.

Dirty only if you have a dirty mind - else hilarious !