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The Nair Joke?

No matter how many times I hear this it still cracks me up, maybe I have a BAD mind



My neighbor found out her dog could hardly hear so she took it to the veterinarian. He found the problem was hair in it's ears and cleaned both ears and the dog could hear fine.

The vet told the lady if she wanted to keep this from reoccurring she should go to the store and get some "Nair" hair remover and rub in it's ears once a month.

The lady went to the drug store and got some "Nair" hair remover. At the register, the druggist told her, "If you're going to use this under your arms, don't use deodorant for a few days."

The lady said, "I'm not using it under my arms."

The druggist said "If you're using it on your legs, don't shave for a couple of days."

The lady said, "I'm not using it on my legs either; and if you must know, I'm using it on my schnauzer."

The druggist said, "Stay off your bicycle for a week."

A week WOW!! lol 鈾?/div>

  • 1 week ago

lol, you are right, it is funny.

鈽衡櫏鈽?/div>

  • 1 week ago

LOL..a good chuckle to start the day! Thanks
Cheers

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA...

I LOVE THAT JOKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LOL

Crackin' me up man.

Oh, very good, I'll have to remember that one.

chuckle all the way lol.

hehe

nice

ah thats what its called in germany lmao

That bike she has to stay of, is it motor or push?

haha

So funny LOL

Ha ha ha very good,,,

lol

Brilliant.

that was funny!!

starred!

:D

Hilarious!!
Loved it!!

10/10 + * for you!!

That was a good one....

pmsl that has to be an awkward conversation. Glad your back, missed your jokes, thx for making me laugh this morning
starred

Ha ha sooo funny. That's the nairiest joke I have ever heard!!

:-)))

Another gd 1 lmao 10/10 x

pmsl...cracked me up to...lol...star

ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10

LOL I learned a new word today!

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