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Disney is turning in his grave lol?


One fateful day the seven dwarfs left to go work at the local coal mine (hey, even little people have to make a dollar) while Snow White stayed home to prepare lunch. When she arrived at the mine around noon with their food she saw that there had been a terrible cave in.
Tearfully, and fearing the worst, Snow White began calling out for them. She prayed her dwarfs had survived. 鈥淗ello, hello,鈥?she cried out鈥?鈥淐an anyone hear me? Hello鈥︹€?For quite some time, without hearing a word.
Just as she was about to lose hope, Snow White called out one last time鈥?鈥淗ello. Is anyone down there? Please, can anyone here me?鈥?She then heard a faint voice, deep from within the mine. The voice said, 鈥淰ote for Hillary!鈥?br> Snow White, relieved that at least one dwarf had survived, gasped 鈥淥h, thank God Dopey is still alive.鈥?/div>

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VER VERY VERY VERY FUNNY!!!!!! Star for you and best answer for me! PLEASE!

HEY! I resent that implication, I was known as Dopey in the 6th grade....and I ani't vot'en for Hillary.

Lol!!! hahahahehehe!!!

that was perfect. I like Hillary jokes. I think from now on when I read a blond Joke I will just insert her name for "blond". It would definitely make some of them funny again.... But any way thanks for the laugh. Keep it up. STAR for you

could have been worse, he could have called to have blair back! diane.

hehehe! luvin it! lolz

disney cant turn is his grave cause he is get so deep muscle relief.(relax)

I love this!

Funny! 100!

If he'd said "vote for Barrack." I'd have killed him anyway!!
LOL!!

lol, very funny, 10/10.

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