For all kids who want to grow up to be a baseball player?

A little kid was overheard talking to himself as he walked through his backyard, wearing his baseball cap and carrying a bat and ball, 鈥淚鈥檓 the greatest batter in the world,鈥?he announced. Then, he tossed the ball into the air, swung at it, and missed.
鈥淪trike One!鈥?he yelled. Undaunted, he picked up the ball and said again, 鈥淚鈥檓 the greatest swinger in the world!鈥?He tossed the ball into the air. When it came down he swung again and missed. 鈥淪trike Two!鈥?he cried.
The boy paused a moment to examine his bat and ball carefully, surely there must be something wrong with one of them. Satisfied it was a fluke, he spit on his hands and rubbed them together. He straightened his cap and boasted - this time, 鈥淚鈥檓 the greatest hitter in the world!鈥?br> Again he tossed the ball up in the air and swung at it. He missed. 鈥淪trike Three!鈥?br> 鈥淲ow!鈥?he exclaimed. 鈥淚鈥檓 the greatest pitcher in the world

Star, for you, and thnx for posting.

Lol,you are such a gentleman jake.
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i know enough about baseball to find that funny! diane.

Funny, but I think you stole that from Kenny Rogers song. Very good song. cute as a joke. Can we get some Garth on here next?

"I am the greatest"

....
"and the ball goes up the moon so bright
swings his bat with all his might
the world's is still as it can be
and the baseball falls
and that's strike three

now it's supper time and his mama calls
little boy starts home
with his bat and ball
says i am the greatest that is a fact
but even i didn't know
i could pitch like that"
....

-EDIT-
Sorry, I did not mean to say YOU stole it from the song, just that it was taken from the song.

Lol, gotta love kids, they're always 'glass-half-full' cheerful little buggers!

HAHAHAHA! Didn't see that one coming.... must be having a slow day! lol

You've been talking to my son, haven't you!! LOL Love it!!