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YOU CAN TELL YOU HAVE LIVED IN THE MODERN WORLD IF鈥?.
1. You accidentally enter your PIN on the microwave.
2. You haven鈥檛 played solitaire with real cards in years.
3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three.
4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.
5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don鈥檛 have e-mail addresses.
6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries.
7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen.
8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn鈥檛 even have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it.
10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee.
11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. : )
12. You鈥檙e reading this and nodding and laughing.
13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message.
14. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.
15. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn鈥檛 a #9 on this list.

lol, alright, you got me!

lol, this is very funny.

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  • 1 week ago

Very funny and very true! A star for you! Hey I rhymed! Star for you and best answer for me!

Ha ha funny and very true!
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you forgot to add: you've spent ages at the atm & can't get your money. then you realise it's the right pin number but the wrong card! i still laugh when i remember doing that! diane.

Lol yes 3, 8 and 12 is definitely so true

They are all so true. I did chech for no 9. LOL.

lol 14 and 15 got me

Funny! 100!

I think I've done all those things, except I don't do anything before I get my coffee! That would be a danger to those around me!!

Very funny and true.
Star, 10/10.

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